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Dating Sucks, But So Does Becoming The Crazy Hot Dog Lady

My homeslice Crystal showed me this video yesterday: And I died laughing. If you're like me and you normally don't watch videos on blogs, I suggest you change your ways for a single day. This is SO worth it. Because I made a video response. You're welcome.

I Really Need To Stop Referring To Myself As "Sasquatch"

I almost felt sorry for my neurologist. He's a big hulking man, probably 6 foot 5; looks like he just stepped off a Spaghetti Western, and he's full of the awesome. I'd just informed him that, "the headaches are back and they're worse then ever." This proclamation looked like it might make him we

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